About Me

I make delicious food. Sometimes I share the recipes and/or pictures of the food. I'd say you should try to make some of it...but have you looked in the mirror lately? Lay off the pork rinds.
(Also, I'm snarky. And cuss) (Shit.)

Snarky Food

Fresh, homemade, chunky salsa. Picked up all the veggies at the farmer’s market this weekend. Sooooo……good. Do it. Once you make it yourself, you’ll never eat store bought crap again.

STEAK - cooked in a pan, in butter, as God intended. Roasted Acorn Squash, Arugula.

STEAK - cooked in a pan, in butter, as God intended. Roasted Acorn Squash, Arugula.

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Pizza Tastes Good

Not really sure if the below qualifies as pizza or not but I don’t really give a shit = it tastes delicious.

Pizza: Skirt Steak, Squash, Purple Onion, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese w/ a Butter, White Wine, Garlic sauce.

Burger: Grass-fed beef, blue cheese, grilled purple onions, balsamic vinegar reduction.

Burger: Grass-fed beef, blue cheese, grilled purple onions, balsamic vinegar reduction.

Pig. Is. Delicious.

Pig. Is. Delicious.

Lamb & Zucchini Lasagna

Lamb & Zucchini Lasagna

Roasted Chicken and Veggies (Before & After)

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Sauteed Spinach & Shallots

Sauteed Spinach & Shallots

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Beef Veggie Soup w/ Leftover Short Rib Bones

Beef Veggie Soup w/ Leftover Short Rib Bones